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- NATION, Page 30A Catfish That Oinks . . .
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- . . . and other tales of how Congress wastes money on pork-barrel
- projects
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- By HAYS GOREY/WASHINGTON
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- As always, there were howls of outrage in Congress last
- week when the Pentagon unveiled the list of military bases it
- wants to phase out or scale down in order to save $850 million.
- Angry lawmakers protested that the closings would cause
- irreparable economic harm to their districts and vowed to thwart
- them. But since none of the bases is considered essential to
- national defense, they fall into the category of pork: dubious
- spending programs that Congressmen support to curry favor with
- the folks back home.
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- Not all pork, however, comes wrapped in a khaki uniform.
- The federal budget is larded with highly questionable
- nonmilitary proj ects that receive lavish funding while more
- urgent national needs like fighting infant mortality and
- improving education are strapped for cash. None of the
- individual programs is large enough to worsen the $318 billion
- deficit significantly. But lumped together, the plethora of
- porcine projects adds huge sums to federal outlays. Freshman
- Republican Senator Bob Smith of New Hampshire has been combing
- the budget for examples of nondefense pork, specifically
- projects that were never voted or debated but somehow were
- slipped into appropriations bills. Among the squealers he has
- unearthed:
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- The Subway Steal
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- SPONSOR: Unknown
- COST: $6 MILLION
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- Why the sparkling underground railway that ferries
- Senators back and forth between their offices and the Capitol
- should be converted into a nonstop people mover remains a
- mystery. Built in 1912, the subway was completely refurbished
- in 1958; the current plan is to create a "loop" of cars that run
- slowly but continuously so people can step on and off. But the
- old system is in no evident need of repair. Perhaps that is why
- no Senator will admit sponsoring this expenditure, which was
- added to the appropriation bill of the Senate Appropriations
- Committee's legislative-branch subcommittee at a session during
- which no recorded vote of the members was taken.
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- Feeding the Fish
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- SPONSOR: Senator Dale Bumpers, Democrat of Arkansas
- COST: $2.7 MILLION
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- Bumpers' staff explains that the Senator has a deep
- interest in aquaculture. The money is to be used for
- construction and renovations at the catfish farm in Stuttgart,
- Ark. Why should the Federal Government dole out funds to an
- industry that is already flourishing because of the surge in
- interest in simple down-home cooking? Because Bumpers, who has
- been in the Senate since 1974, is likely to run for another term
- in 1994.
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- The Bicycle Bonanza
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- SPONSOR: Congressman Martin Sabo, Democrat of Minnesota
- COST: $1 MILLION
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- Sabo wants to know why more people don't ride bicycles to
- work. The appropriation he sponsored will fund a Department of
- Transportation study of the nonrider ship problem. That
- investigation might discover that traffic lanes specifically
- designated for bicycles, more courtesy from motorists, an
- increased number of theft proof places to park bicycles, and
- promotional campaigns pointing out the environmental and health
- benefits could encourage the use of two-wheelers. Sabo doesn't
- ride a bicycle. But his two daughters, who do, probably could
- tell him as much as a high-priced DOT study.
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- The Tree Caper
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- SPONSOR: Congressman Neal Smith, Democrat of Iowa
- COST: $15 MILLION
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- Planting trees is a good idea, since they not only are
- beautiful but also can help ward off global warming by draining
- carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. But why should the Federal
- Government spend $15 million (plus $30 million annually over the
- next three years) to plant 50,000 trees on land owned by local
- governments, an expense that seems more appropriate for state
- and local governments? That question baffles Neal Smith. "Are
- you for tree planting or not?" he asks, with some exasperation.
- "This project is in everyone's interest. Grants go to all the
- states, not just Iowa. It's a conservation and beautification
- program that is very much worthwhile. I always thought `pork'
- was what went to somebody else's district."
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- Solomonic Spending
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- SPONSOR: Congressman Stephen Solarz, Democrat of New York
- COST: $5 MILLION
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- The money is for a new building to replace the 50-year-old
- Quonset hut in which the Parliament of the Solomon Islands has
- been meeting. Solarz says the building will give "tangible
- support for democracy in that part of the world." A noble
- purpose, but why was the appropriation tucked into a spending
- bill titled "Procurement for the United States Navy"? Solarz's
- explanation: he considers the new building to be a monument to
- the American G.I.s who perished in the World War II battle of
- Guadalcanal.
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- Burnishing Biscayne
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- SPONSOR: Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, Republican of
- Florida
- COST: $1.36 MILLION
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- The money will pay for "preliminary engineering" on a
- project to turn Miami's Biscayne Boulevard into "an exotic
- garden for people to enjoy the richness of city life," with
- 90-ft.-wide medians sculpted with tropical plants, broad
- sidewalks and miles of brick walkways. Why Miami doesn't raise
- the funds locally was not explained.
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- Polishing the Apple
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- SPONSOR: Congressman Bob Traxler, Democrat of Michigan
- COST: $94,000
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- As a veteran member of the Appropriations and Agriculture
- committees, Traxler has a reputation for bringing home the
- bacon. A case in point: this appropriation, which will fund
- research on methods of cutting losses in the handling and
- shipping of apples, thus benefiting consumers to whom such
- losses are passed along. Though no apples are grown in Traxler's
- district, Michigan's apple crop ranks third among the states and
- earns about $75 million annually. Says Traxler: "I'm proud of
- the program."
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- Mom-in-Law's House
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- SPONSOR: Congressman Ralph Regula, Republican of Ohio
- COST: $320,000
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- Though Ohio has many memorials to William McKinley, Regula
- says the purchase of the 25th President's wife's parents' home
- is justified because the house McKinley was born in has been
- destroyed. After all, he did reside there for a few years, and
- maintaining it will not cost the government a penny because the
- house will be turned over to private groups that will finish
- restoring it. Regula says it is merely a coincidence that he
- graduated from a law school named after -- you guessed it --
- William McKinley.
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- The Gym Grab
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- SPONSOR: Unknown
- COST: $25,000
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- The money will pay for a study to determine where a new
- workout facility for congressional staff members should be
- located. They are not eligible to use the lawmakers' lavishly
- equipped private gym. Like the Senate subway bill, this
- expenditure was approved in a session of the legislative
- subcommittee of the House Appropriations Committee, with no
- recorded vote. Weeks of efforts to discover the identity of the
- sponsor have been fruitless. It may be a Congressman whose staff
- members are out of shape. How much the gym itself will cost has
- yet to be determined.
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